[children playing]
Angel, baby, hey, where you going?
Huh? Huh? [kisses]
Come on. Don't walk away.
Come on. Be nice to me.
Slide me something nice.
♪ Here she comes ridin' ♪
♪ Rollin' it Down the line ♪
♪ Slippin', slidin' ♪
♪ Takin' her sweet old time ♪
You know I don't like you smoking.
♪ Knowin' in the back Of her mind ♪
♪ She's gonna show the boy What she's really got ♪
♪ Stoppin' In the nick of time ♪
♪ Shake it, baby ♪
♪ Shake it All you can tonight ♪
♪ Go on and break it, baby, Break it while you can tonight ♪
Sharp outfit.
♪ 'Cause it Won't last forever ♪
♪ Do it for worse Or for better ♪
♪ Give the boy Something to dream on later ♪
♪ Here she comes slidin' ♪
♪ Shakin' it Down the hall ♪
♪ She's got a picture In her locker ♪
♪ An autographed basketball ♪
♪ She's got a purse That was made in Mexico ♪
♪ A mind that was made For love ♪
♪ She's got a new way Of dancing slow ♪
♪ She knows what You're thinking of ♪
♪ Shake it, baby ♪
♪ Shake it All you can tonight ♪
♪ Go on and break him, baby ♪
♪ Break him While you can tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause it won't Last forever ♪
♪ Do it for worse Or for better ♪
♪ Give the boy Something to dream on later ♪
♪ 'Cause it Won't last forever ♪
♪ Do it for worse Or for better ♪
♪ But give the boy Something to dream on later ♪
[car backfires]
[backfires]
Angel.
Bye.
Be good.
I saw Grease six times.
Did anyone see
Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast?
My fiancé looks exactly like John Travolta.
Honest?
You know what my favorite movie was?
Last Tango in Paris.I saw it 10 times.
You know who I just love?
Andy Gibb. He's so gorgeous.
Yeah. Me, too. God, I love his ass.
Well, it's so small, you know, cute.
Get her.
She thinks she's tough.
Are you really engaged?
Yeah. My parents think
sending me to camp will cool it off.
They're so provincial.
Oh, yeah. Mine, too.
Jerks.
GIRLS: Bye!
[car horn honks]
[honk]
Ferris Whitney?
[laughs]
Ok.
So tacky.
This seat's taken.
By who?
My guardian angel.
She'll have to sit on my lap, then.
[laughing]
She's a he.
[laughing]
Then I'll have to sit on his lap.
Ooh, heavy.
Beat it.
Make me.
Beat it!
No! No! You guys, no! No, don't fight.
GIRLS: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Stop fighting now!
Hey!
Get up! Get up! Get up!
What's the problem back there?
Where'd you guys learn to fight?
Madison Square Garden.
Hi, I'm Cathy Carter.
Everybody calls her Carrots.
I'm Sunshine.
Angel Bright.
Sounds like something
at the top of a Christmas tree.
Guys!
I've got some vitamin "e" and some niacin.
Here, take one.
Niacin keeps you from freaking out.
Come on, take one.
Ferris Whitney.
They'll never grow.
No wonder. You're smothering them.
GIRL: Do you know, smoking pot...
You look familiar.
You've seen me on TV.
ANGEL: In what, a Brillo commercial?
I'm the "before" girl
in Tidy Tangle's cream rinse commercial.
That's her!
Move your butt, squirt.
Pushy mothers.
Well, I knew this one girl,
and I swear,
she did it on a roller coaster.
[laughing]
Yeah.
Ferris.
Where's the weirdest place you ever did it?
None of your business.
Why not?
She probably doesn't know anything.
I know enough.
Been to fourth base?
I'm 15. Nobody goes to fourth base--
I hit a home run at 14.
DRIVER: Five more minutes!
Well...
Looks like some of us are women...
and some of us are little girls.
Which are you?
I think guys are a pain in the ass.
Two little virgins. Quaint.
No wonder you're always fighting.
It's all that unreleased energy.
[laughing]
You're probably lezes.
Maybe she is, but I'm straight.
What about you, smut mouth?
What about me, shithead?
I think you're into girls.
Shit! She tried to grab my tits!
[all laughing]
♪ Well, most of your Life is gone ♪
♪ It's back where You used to know ♪
♪ If grownups Could laugh this slow ♪
♪ Whereas you watch The hours go ♪
♪ Years may go by ♪
♪ So in wanting A special thing ♪
♪ Holding something To keep in ♪
Ferris probably isn't gay...
just sexually immature.
Whoa.
That hurt.
I bet she'd go all the way, she had the chance, right?
Sure. I'm ready.
♪ And years may go by ♪
Sorrell.
Hi, chubby.
Walker.
Walker?
Oh! Hi.
Uh... hold it.
Talking to me?
Sure am. What's your name?
Uh, Penny Shubert. I'm in kind of a hurry.
I think you belong in cabin "c."
it's right through those trees.
Cabin "c" is for kids.
You don't know what it's like
to be surrounded by 10-year-olds.
I'll go nuts!
My brain is going to disintegrate!
You girls are over there.
No way.
Come on. These beds have been assigned for months.
Fine.
I'm taking that one.
Big deal.
Look, I don't like sharing this space with you, either.
You keep out of my way, and I'll keep out of yours.
Deal?
So you, my dear.
Pure, pure, pure.
Thanks. My mom got it for me.
Hey, Angel.
Forget your wardrobe?
Bet they put saltpeter in our hamburgers.
Dana, you know,
you really shouldn't eat meat.
It's full of male hormones.
I knew a girl grew a mustache
because she ate meat.
[all groan]
God. Get out of here.
You know what they're doing in there?
They're telling bedtime stories.
Do you believe?
Girls...
we really have to help Ferris with her problem.
You're a lost cause.
Go to hell.
It's time our Ferris experiences...
la dolce vita.
I'll bet my residual check...
Her what?
Residual check.
That Ferris will become a woman
by the end of summer.
How much?
$100.
Compliments of Tidy Curl.
That's an awful lot of money there.
God, yeah.
What do I have to do?
Just let nature take its course.
Cinder, I'm sorry.
I don't get this thing.
It's a contest.
Ferris against...
No...
you wouldn't have the guts.
You just lost 100 bucks, sucker.
Angel versus Ferris.
Whoever loses her virginity first
wins.
I'll put $10 on her.
Yeah, me, too.
She's got a mean right.
What would a Donny Osmond autograph be worth?
$5.00 on the little boy, then.
Oh, yeah, I'm on her team, too.
ALL: I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic
for which it stands,
one nation under God,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
Damn it, Angel!
Would you mind
passing the bread, please?
I need a fork.
Hey!
Drink.
It's ginseng.
It will make you sexy.
Go ahead.
Am I bleeding?
Cabin "c" bets it all on Ferris.
Good.
No big deal.
Yay, Ferris.
Good, Ferris.
Let's hear it for Angel.
Eat your heart out, guys.
How you doing?
Fine. Mr. Callahan...
Miss Whitney.
Are you married?
No, I'm not married.
No. Why, are you?
No, I'm not married.
What do you do?
I teach French at Roosevelt High School.
French is my favorite of all languages.
Do you go to French films?
Oui. Et toi?
[speaking French]
Paris.
Nice. Where do you go to school this year?
Here. Is Roosevelt High a private school?
No. You have to go to private school?
Worse than that.
Dad wants it to be all girls.
God, I'm OD'ing on girls, know what I mean?
I know what you mean, yeah.
Mr. Callahan.
What?
Can I ask you something personal?
Yeah.
What sign are you?
Is that what you were gonna ask me? Yeah.
I thought you said it was something personal.
It is personal.
I'm a Leo.
Leo. Oh.
I figured it was Leo.
Why, does that make us compatible?
Yes. Sure.
Well, that's good.
GIRL: Hey, Ferris!
Angel's got it made!
What is that all about?
That?
It's a project, a science thing.
An experiment, biology.
Mm-hmm. It's none of my business, right?
Right.
Ok, Miss Whitney.
You've got great eyes, Mr. Callahan.
Do you go climbing a lot?
Sure. Rooftops, fire escapes. Stuff like that.
I don't see anything.
Point it towards the water.
I am.
What's wrong?
I don't want to talk about it.
Oh, boys.
Heh heh heh.
An unmatched form and feature
of blown youth blazed with ecstasy.
Oh, woe is me.
To see what I have seen,
see what I see.
Now what are you mouthing off about?
Those are Ophelia's lines to Hamlet.
Don't you know anything?
I know one thing.
Seeing a bunch of creeps skinny-dipping
may turn you all on,
but I think it's crap.
You can't get pregnant from looking.
God, I hope not.
Hey, what are they gonna do about protection?
Protection?
Birth control.
Well, the guy takes care of that.
Not since the pill.
Yeah. Well, she's not gonna need anything.
She's not gonna do anything.
Like hell. You're even afraid to look.
You know, you guys, this is serious.
♪ What a friend We have in Jesus ♪
♪ All our sins And griefs to bear ♪
♪ What a privilege To carry ♪
♪ Everything to God In prayer ♪
Break the door.
Shh!
Come on, you guys.
Aah!
Got it?
Come on, you guys!
Shh! Shh! Shut up.
Hurry up.
Come on, Cinder.
Let me sit by the window.
Let's get this thing going.
Oh, come on, Angel.
Come on, Angel!
[all yelling]
[engine starts]
I knew you could do it.
All right!
♪ One way or another ♪
♪ I'm gonna find ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ya, Get ya, get ya, get ya ♪
♪ One way or another ♪
♪ I'm gonna win ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ya, Get ya, get ya, get ya ♪
Hey, Angel, I'm too young to die!
I'd advise you to choose an experienced man.
I will.
Good.
I already have.
What?
Gary.
Gary who?
Callahan.
The coach? Shh!
Gary?
He's so...
old.
He's perfect.
I can't imagine
having sexual intercourse
with him.
Do you have to put it so crudely? God.
Hey, Angel, I just overheard them talking.
Now, Ferris already has her target, so you better work fast.
I bet my whole summer allowance on you. Remember that.
Stop bugging me. I'll win. I'll win.
Ok. But just remember,
a man reaches his sexual peak at 17.
From then on...
downhill.
We'll have to find you a horny 13-year-old.
If you don't mind, I'll do the choosing.
Ok.
[cheering]
Yeah!
Yay, Angel!
[sighs]
I wonder if Robbie misses me?
Probably misses your boobs.
One day, Angel,
you, too, might be a sex object.
GIRLS: Ooh.
What about up there?
[rattling]
Right. Penelope.
Wait. Wait a minute. Come here. Come here.
1, 2, 3.
[pounding door]
BOTH: Hello, Penelope.
We have to ask you for a slight favor.
Oh, no! I can't! I'm afraid of heights.
Oh, yes, you will.
I'm scared.
Don't laugh, now. This is serious.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Here. Watch her foot.
[tires squeal]
Hey!
Come on, you guys.
Come on, I'm gonna fall.
Ah, damn.
Let's get out of here.
We can't leave Penelope in there.
Hi, girls.
Somebody's in there.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
You live around here?
Me?
Yeah, you. I know where I live.
I'm from Camp Tomahawk across the lake.
[pounding]
Where did you get the car?
The car?
Borrowed it.
What about the girl?
She came with the car.
Ow.
Ouch!
What's your name, anyway?
Who, me?
Yeah, you. I know my name.
Yeah? What is it?
Angel,
but don't let the name fool you.
Who's fooling who?
You're drunk.
You're cute.
Still haven't told me your name yet.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
It's Randy,
but don't let the name fool you.
Oh.
Jeez. What do you think she's done?
Oh, my God!
Now, that's what I call coming prepared, you guys.
Hey, right on!
Why'd you take the whole machine?
PENELOPE: Oh. Well...
ANGEL: See you again, Randy.
Yeah, see you later.
Come on. We're gonna be in big trouble.
Come on, come on.
You just can't take a couple
like everybody else, right?
You have to do everything in excess.
What is this? We're gonna get arrested.
Aah!
Come on, hit it.
Popeye, eat your heart out.
Now, move.
Watch it. Watch it.
Yes!
No, right here.
[all talking]
[all cheering]
Get 'em! Get 'em!
Don't throw them all over.
Hey. Oh, wait a minute.
What do they look like?
Didn't you ever see one?
Come on! Come on, cabin "a," come on!
Come on.
Come on, hurry up!
Get 'em all. Come on.
Oh, look. Just leave the case.
Hurry, you guys.
It doesn't matter let's go.
Here, you guys. Come on.
Aah!
For superdick.
Hey, wait!
I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic for which it stands,
one nation under God,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
Could someone please pass the salt?
My, my. Emily Post reincarnated.
Oh, so sorry.
I have to get a napkin right over here.
Oh!
God. How awful.
Here, let me clean it off.
That's ok, really. It was an accident.
Look.
That is really funny.
Yes.
Come on. You guys.
That really puts me off.
Oh, purple, my favorite color.
I hope it comes out.
No, you guys. Hey!
How about...
some whipped cream?
Stop it, you guys! This isn't funny!
This is not funny!
Shit!
Every time they meet,
this is what happens.
Hey!
I think you need some sugar.
[whistle]
[whistles]
Girls!
[all laughing]
Look! I got two.
Could you tell me what some of the aftereffects are?
You know, when you...
You make it sound like a disease.
It kind of is. I mean...
I used to think about kissing a lot.
To me, that was perfect, you know?
The kiss was sort of the end.
Now...
just suppose it happened to me.
Would I be different afterwards?
Well, sure.
[sighs]
Well, it would depend on the kind of relationship
that you were in...
This is really hard.
I know.
Ok, let me see.
Ahem.
If you're not--
You're not involved now, are you?
No.
We're talking about the future, right?
Sure. Tomorrow or the day after.
Just don't do it until you're in love.
So if I'm in love,
you think it'll be all right?
Yeah. I mean, later, when you're older.
I'm 15.
Thought you were modern.
I thought I was modern, too.
Come on, Leslie, warm up. Come on.
Is this good for the bust?
What?
I said, "Is this good for the bust?"
It's good for the brain.
Ferris doesn't need to tune up.
She's in excellent shape.
Shut up.
Mr. Callahan.
Doesn't Ferris have great legs?
Yeah.
That's because she exercises diligently.
Believe me. When you're 40,
you're gonna thank me for this.
We seriously doubt it.
Mr. Callahan,
we thought you might like some of this.
[whispering] Drink it.
What is that?
Ginseng.
Really?
He drank the potion, my dear.
Are you ready?
I sure am.
Ok. Make it look good.
Aah!
GIRLS: Oh, my God!
She's drowning!
Oh, my God! She's drowning!
Aah!
Oh, this is so romantic.
Are you all right?
[coughing]
I think she needs
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
I think she needs
artificial respiration.
Kiss of life.
How do you feel?
Shaky.
Uh... she can't swim.
Maybe you could teach her.
Sure.
Halt! The pool's off-limits till 12 noon.
Come on.
[flute playing]
Play something sexy.
You saved my life yesterday.
In China, if you save a person's life,
you're responsible for them forever.
The souls marry or something.
Right.
Let's, um...
I'm learning to swim just like this.
Let's try this one more time.
You ready?
All right. Ready. Go.
Doesn't seem to be working.
No.
Turn over. Let's try...
I'm better at this.
Are you ready?
Is that him?
Yeah, yeah. I think so.
The one in the green t-shirt?
Yeah, yeah.
Good?
Let's go.
Ok. 1, 2, 3.
Wow! He is great! He's great!
He'll have to do.
So, how are you doing here, anyway?
Fine.
The kids are different.
They...
they read books and stuff.
So?
Nobody's stopping you from reading.
Oh, not bad.
Not bad at all.
I was wondering...
It's probably none of my business.
Can I ask you something?
I have nothing to hide.
Angel, I am your mother.
You can ask anything.
What?
When did...
when did you lose your virginity?
I just want to know.
Why?
Now, why do you want to know that?
Curiosity?
I know I must have been at least 19.
19?
It was nothing. It still is nothing.
Then what's everybody making such a big deal about it for?
Mm-mm-mm.
Hey, Ferris!
Looks as if you've made a lot of new friends.
Red's a color.
Red expresses anger.
Are you all gettin' along?
Do you fight or anything like that?
No! No!
BOTH: We love each other!
I bet you love each other
when we're here,
but I bet when we're gone, you two--
BOTH: No.
What do you do? Tell me.
I take her candy bars every now and then.
Is she getting any neater?
Oh, yes.
Maybe she'll come back.
Your mother is...
a very impulsive woman, Ferris.
Where did she go?
Reno.
People get divorced there.
Why did you say she was coming back?
She said...
she wanted time to think.
The truth.
Are you dating now?
I wouldn't exactly call it that.
So it's over.
Who wants the first piece of cake now?
Hey, Ferris, don't you want some cake?
Ferris?
I'll take it.
Don't get fat.
Guys are turned off by cellulite.
Get up! You have a swimming lesson.
[drums playing]
[singing in Indian language]
Hey, Randy.
Randy, all right!
Me?
What's up?
All right, Randy!
What's up?
Get in, sucker.
[cheering]
♪ Oh, my love ♪
♪ For the first time In my life ♪
♪ My eyes ♪
♪ Are wide open ♪
♪ Oh, my lover ♪
♪ For this time in my life ♪
♪ My eyes can see ♪
♪ I see the wind ♪
♪ Oh, I see the trees ♪
♪ Everything is clear In my heart ♪
♪ I see the clouds ♪
♪ Oh, I see the sky ♪
♪ Everything is clear In our world ♪
♪ Oh, my love ♪
♪ For the first time In my life ♪
♪ My mind is wide open ♪
♪ Oh, my lover ♪
Ha ha.
Do I look dead to you?
Very.
So, how is little wolf?
Beer?
Yes.
Where did you get this?
I brought it from home.
Good thinking, Angel.
Don't let the name fool you.
So you making out all right here?
This nature stuff's for the birds, though, man.
Yeah.
Here. Have another.
Slow down.
Let me finish my first one.
Come on, chug-a-lug.
Ferris, I can't help you
if you won't tell me what's wrong.
You're supposed to get turned on, stupid,
not pass out.
Ready.
Aim.
Wait a minute.
Fire.
Very good.
This is called cocking the arrow.
Observe.
You know, Ferris needs you.
She sure does.
I know. You keep reminding me of that.
I want you to draw an invisible line
with these 3 fingers. See?
When will you get to her?
Soon.
Notch the arrow like so.
Pull back
all the way to the cheek.
You see?
And release.
Whoa! Macho man.
You do it.
Macho. Ok.
Please, try not to confuse me
any more than I am already.
Did I demonstrate this to you?
No.
I don't know if I should be doing this.
My parents don't want me
to get into competitive sports.
Archery's not competitive, imbecile.
Hey, Cinder.
You know, I've been thinking.
How are we supposed to know when, uh...
ithappens?
CINDER: What?
Well, I mean, uh, you know,
we don't have to watch or anything
when they, uh, you know...
Do we?
Oh. You sound inexperienced, dear.
When I became a woman,
my eyes tilted.
Oh, yeah, right.
And--and the faces
will get all shiny and radiant-looking.
Hey, sure. No problem.
Silly me.
How are you?
Fine. Yeah?
I waited for you at the pool.
Where were you?
I forgot.
You ok?
I don't believe you.
You all right?
You know, if you want to talk about anything,
I'm here.
Thanks.
Look, I have no intentions of losing.
Angel's getting to fourth base tonight.
Look, bitch, get yourself together.
Nobody makes a fool out of me! Is that clear?
Damn!
Ok, now, remember...
don't be scared.
That's the most important thing.
And, um...
Don't talk about your past.
That turns men off.
I don't have a past, idiot.
Would you stop that?
Well, I meant...
don't get personal with him.
Why not?
I don't know.
Men are afraid of falling in love.
Hey, don't give her advice.
And remember,
we'll all be there with you.
Figuratively speaking.
Oh, and, uh...
and never forget...
"Lilies that fester...
smell far worse than weeds."
Shakespeare.
Huh? Good luck, huh?
And don't worry.
It's not that bad.
I mean, if it were,
everyone wouldn't be doing it.
Think about that.
[imitates bird call]
Oo-oo-oo! Aah! Aah! Oo-oo-oo!
Hey, what if they catch you?
I'll tell them I'm an insomniac.
[thunder]
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Oh.
This is for you.
It's so I don't get pregnant, stupid.
How come you're not on the pill?
I'm allergic to it.
Turn around.
What?
Turn around.
I have to take my clothes off, right?
I'll help you.
I can do it.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Ok?
So you gonna get undressed, or what?
Yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
Not here.
Over there.
You're kinky.
Just don't forget the stuff in the package, ok?
No sweat.
[softly] Damn.
Are you going to smoke that whole thing?
Yeah, why not? Smoking relaxes me.
You're getting undressed, right?
[thunder]
[raining]
Is that a 24-hour smoke, or what?
Shut up.
You gonna stay there all night?
The bed's ready.
Angel--
Stop nagging me.
I'm freezing my ass off over here!
Is there rain coming in there?
I'm not doing it where there's rain.
I'm not. I won't go. I won't.
It's dry.
You sure?
Aw, man, she's definitely a weirdo.
Yeah, I'm positive.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Turn around.
I'm way over here.
Are we gonna fool around or what?
Don't yell at me!
And if you forget to put that thing on,
I swear I'll kill you.
I'm not getting myself pregnant.
I'm not ready to take care
of some guy's brat.
I don't know what's with men.
They never come prepared.
They think it's the woman's
responsibility or something.
You ready?
Don't rush me.
Look, you can take all night for all I care.
I wouldn't touch you if you paid me.
Hell. What's wrong with you?
I ain't interested, that's what.
Why?
You talk too much.
What are you mad at, anyway?
Who's mad?
I'm not turned on by you.
You're not my type.
I'm into older women. Kids your age--
I'm as old as you are.
I know what it is.
It's that candy-counter chick.
You're in love with her, huh?
She knows how to act around men.
You're a tease.
I'm on to your game. Big talk,
but then when it comes down to doing it--
I was getting ready.
Yeah, well, look, too bad, huh.
Go find yourself someone else.
I ain't wasting my time on you.
I'm not sexy to you, huh?
All girls are sexy to me.
Ok, we can do it now.
Look, some other time, ok?
I like you.
Go to hell! Let's go.
♪ I brought my love A cherry ♪
♪ That had no stone ♪
♪ I brought my love A chicken ♪
♪ That had no bone ♪
♪ I gave my love a story ♪
♪ That had no end ♪
♪ I brought my love A baby ♪
♪ And no cryin' ♪
♪ How can there Be a cherry ♪
♪ That has no stone? ♪
♪ How can there Be a chicken ♪
♪ That has no bone? ♪
When are you going to see Randy again?
Not for a couple of days.
He got caught after curfew.
Great.
Maybe you should get a different guy.
You know, I've been thinking.
Losing your virginity should be private.
Are you positive you still aren't intacto?
This is bad karma.
♪ The story of our love Shall never end ♪
All right...
we'll quit.
We'll just turn our money over to Angel's team.
Ok?
You really let us down.
I'm going to him tonight.
[classical music playing]
[knock on door]
Come on in.
[turns volume down]
You said if I needed to talk.
Can I get you something?
There's Coke here.
Milk. Apples.
You like apples? You want an apple?
Uh...
I'd like some of that, please.
You're underage.
I drink wine at home all the time.
No.
Wasn't a very good year, anyway.
I envy Juliet.
Who?
You know. Romeo and Juliet.
Didn't you love it?
It was so romantic.
Sure is a hot night tonight.
You don't want a Coke?
I'm positive.
I feel dizzy.
Yeah, well, you're not getting enough exercise.
I think tomorrow I'm gonna have Miss Nichols
take everybody on a 30-mile hike.
I'm burning up.
Oh, Gary, I'm in the flower of my youth.
At least Juliet died in her lover's arms.
She died...
knowing.
Knowing what?
What it's like to be a woman.
I'm dying.
The doctor said I have very little time left.
Six more weeks of life.
Whoa.
So, how you doing?
Fine.
I'm sorry about the other night.
Stop apologizing.
What's the matter?
Nothing.
Women.
You sort of want me, don't you?
Ferris, maybe I do,
but that's not the point.
You see, to you, sex is poetry and phrases
and everything you've learned in books,
but when you're really in love--
I am.
Ferris, I'm not a prince.
I'm a teacher.
You know, in a year, you're gonna look at me,
and you're gonna wonder
how you could even have thought of loving me.
That's not true.
Unfortunately, it is.
What if next year I came back
and I still felt the same way?
I'll be old then.
Do you realize
that I'm almost the only virgin in camp?
Every girl knows this secret life except me.
Look at it this way--
It would be a learning experience.
Come on.
Where are you going?
I'm taking you back.
Couldn't I spend the night here...
just for appearances?
So, you want to go to the boathouse?
Yeah.
If I were 21?
I think I'd fall madly in love with you.
Honest?
I swear.
♪ He said to the queen That the mouse is dead ♪
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
♪ He said to the queen That the mouse is dead ♪
♪ He said to this mouse, "Are you in bed?" ♪
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
♪ The king put the mouse Upon his knee ♪
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
♪ The king put the mouse Upon his knee ♪
♪ And said Miss Mouse, "Will you marry me?" ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
Ferris did it.
Her face is all shiny.
Aaahhh!
Hey...
congratulations.
Huh?
You're shivering.
Randy.
Yeah?
I feel funny.
Trembling.
You scared?
A little.
Me, too.
How come?
I don't know.
I thought a lot about you this week.
Me, too.
When I first met you,
I thought you seemed like a nice person.
You know...
your hair's so soft.
It's funny. You talk real rough,
but then your skin and everything is so soft.
Is that ok?
You kidding?
It's fantastic.
I can talk to you like a guy,
but you're really...
really...
That was nice.
Yeah, I been around a little.
Some guys like to rush it.
Not me.
Have you been here before,
I mean, before us?
Yeah. You know...
sometimes I come out here to think.
Doesn't look like anything's
going on in my head, huh?
There's a lot going on up there.
Have you thought about me here?
Yeah. I was hoping we'd get together.
Haven't been with anybody
since I got to know you.
Don't laugh.
I mean...
if...
right now...
Do you, um...
do you care about me a little?
Yeah.
So, what happened? Come on, tell us!
Tell us. Come on!
He compared us to Romeo and Juliet.
Oh, my God!
We had some chilled Chablis.
An aphrodisiac.
I told you Yeah. About those.
Did--did it hurt?
No.
You're such a child.
Did you see him naked?
No.
It was dark.
Don't be disgusting.
Then how'd he--
He didn't want to embarrass me,
so he turned off the light.
How cavalier!
CINDER: Oh, I'm going to die!
Come on. Come on. Come on.
It was perfect.
The darkness enveloped us.
Ooh! This is better than books.
I gotta tell you, this is great.
CINDER: The truth always is.
Don't look at me.
You can go if you want to.
Yeah, sure.
Cigarette?
What'd I do wrong?
Nothing.
What's bugging you?
It wasn't what I thought it would be.
Oh.
God, it was so personal...
like you could see right through me.
I don't get you, man.
You know, one minute, you're--
Shit, man. Make your mind up.
I mean, you came on to me.
If you wanted to stop,
you should have just said so.
No big deal.
There's plenty of women around here.
I'm not a woman...
Randy.
[sighs]
Making love is...
it's--it's...
it's different
than what I thought it was gonna be like.
You mean like--
You never did it before?
Christ, why didn't you tell me?
I thought it would turn you off.
Turn me off.
Virgins are weird, right?
You're something, you know that?
You're really beautiful.
So what are we supposed to do now?
I don't know how--
I don't know anything.
Come on.
I don't know.
I think I love you.
You don't have to.
I know.
God, I feel so lonesome.
[door opens]
Hey, you guys, it's Angel.
Ok, ok. Now, if she did it,
it's a tie.
Ferris and Gary made it.
Did you, Angel?
She looks different.
Say yes. I bet my allowance--
CINDER: Shut up!
I'm sorry.
Well...
that's the breaks, right?
Congratulations. You won fair and square.
Pay up.
♪ Said, "Miss Mouse, Will you marry-- " ♪
Cute.
Looking for Angel?
Yeah. If you see her,
tell her to meet me at the boathouse tonight. Ok?
Sure. But she won't come.
It was a game, dummy!
What do you mean?
We wanted to see
who would get laid first.
That chick's a real loser, man.
What are you doing tonight?
[rain falling]
Well, if it isn't Mata Hari.
Could we talk, please?
Why not? We're lovers now, right?
I thought you were a nice person...
Sensitive.
Just a little goddamn trollop.
You owe me an explanation.
Talk to me, Ferris.
I wanted the girls to like me.
I wanted to be in just once,
I didn't want to be the rich kid.
So you made up some stupid story
that you and I had been getting it on together.
Oh, no. Not exactly.
I tried to tell the truth.
You didn't try hard enough.
Please, Mr. Callahan.
Don't "Mr. Callahan" me.
We've been intimate now.
Right?
Sort of.
I mean...
I wished we could have been.
I told them stuff that I wanted to be.
It didn't feel like a lie.
Sometimes I thought it might really happen...
if I was older.
I didn't mean to get you into trouble.
I suppose you don't think much of me now, huh?
Maybe if I was your age,
I'd have done the same thing.
I love you, Mr. Callahan.
♪ Climbing over Rocky mountains ♪
♪ Skipping rivulet And fountain ♪
♪ Passing where The willows quiver ♪
♪ By the ever-rolling River ♪
♪ Flowing with The summer rain ♪
♪ The summer rain ♪
♪ Braving long And leaping mazes ♪
♪ Dotted with our Numbered daisies ♪
♪ Dotted, dotted With our numbered daisies ♪
♪ Scaling rough And rugged passes ♪
♪ Climbed the hardy Little lasses ♪
♪ Till the bright Seashore they gain ♪
♪ Scaling rough And rugged passes ♪
♪ Climbed the hardy Little lasses ♪
♪ Till the bright ♪
♪ Seashore ♪
♪ They gain ♪
I want to talk to you.
Long time, no see. How's Cinder?
How much did you make?
I know all about it.
Why didn't you tell me it was a game?
I would have gone along with it.
An easy lay is an easy lay, right?
I lost.
I didn't tell them. Get it?
You--you let yourself lose?
Yeah, I'm a loser.
No, you're not.
Let's give it another shot, huh, Angel?
It's too late.
We started in the middle.
We never even had a beginning.
We could try.
We won't even have to see each other
if you don't want. Just to talk or something.
Why not?
Because it wouldn't be enough...
for either of us.
I'll never forget you...
ever.
So, how are you and Randy doing?
Fine.
Do you feel different?
No.
Was it what you thought it would be?
No big deal.
But now you're a woman.
My whole affair was a lie.
Come on.
He didn't even touch me.
You know something?
Don't tell anybody.
Me and Randy...
Gosh!
Is that all you can say is "gosh"?
I mean, for someone
who has a large vocabulary...
supposedly.
We've really been idiots, you know?
My mom will disown me.
Let's write an anonymous note.
We're telling Miss Nichols.
We're all in this.
If you don't like it, shove it.
What good will telling her do?
FERRIS: We'll get Gary out of trouble.
You're so naive!
Nichols won't believe her.
She'll just think she's protecting her lover.
I kind of think Angel and Ferris are right.
Don't be so bourgeois!
I am bourgeois. I can't help it.
If you two talk,
we'll never speak to you again, ever.
I don't really care, so shove it.
Look, if we stick together, it'll look like Ferris--
Hey, shut your face!
Don't talk to me like that.
I'll talk to you any way I want. Got it?
You think you're so tough
'cause you're a model?
Well, I'd rather be fat
and feel good inside.
Who cares what you think?
I do. She happens to be my friend,
which is a lot more than I can say for you.
Ferris...
I'm kind of glad you and Gary didn't fool around.
Kissing is more romantic.
What do you know?
Nothing.
Oh.
A third virgin.
How quaint.
Hey, Cinder,
better make that four.
Uh, yeah. Me, too.
You're all absolutely cherubic.
Don't ever hit my face!
Ever!
You fraud.
Hey, wait for us.
Hey, Sunshine,
you've got a pretty mean right.
You know, you're quite a woman, Miss Whitney.
You really are.
Wait till I'm 21, Mr. Callahan.
Just wait.
Hear from your mother?
She doesn't want to be married anymore.
She's going to open a boutique in Manhattan.
She wants to find herself or something.
Guess I won't be seeing you again.
I can't breathe.
Yoo-hoo, Angel!
Over here.
Hey!
How's my girl? You look good.
I have to talk to you.
Uh-huh. About what?
I think you better straighten your act out.
What is this crap about sex being nothing?
I don't know. I don't understand.
What do you mean?
You've been hanging around creeps.
Angel, that's not a very nice thing
to say to your mom.
I'm going to keep my eye on you.
You're 40, right?
29.
Hey, so long. See you next July.
Wait a minute, sucker.
This is my friend... Ferris Whitney.
My best friend.
♪ There's a reason ♪
♪ For the sunshinin' sky ♪
♪ And there's a reason ♪
♪ Why I'm feelin' so high ♪
♪ Must be the season ♪
♪ When that love light Shines all around us ♪
♪ So let that feelin' Grab you deep inside ♪
♪ And send you reelin' ♪
♪ Where your love can't hide ♪
♪ And then go stealin' Through the moonlit night ♪
♪ With your lover ♪
♪ Just let your love flow Like a mountain stream ♪
♪ And let your love grow ♪
♪ With the smallest of dreams ♪
♪ Then let your love show ♪
♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪
♪ It's the season ♪
♪ Let your love fly ♪
♪ Like a bird on a wing ♪
♪ And let your love find you ♪
♪ To all living things ♪
♪ And let your love shine ♪
♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪
♪ That's the reason ♪
♪ There's a reason For the warm, sweet nights ♪
♪ And there's a reason ♪
♪ For the candlelights ♪
♪ Must be the season ♪
♪ When those love lights Shine all around us ♪
♪ So let that wonder ♪
♪ Take you into space ♪
♪ And lay you under It's loving embrace ♪
♪ Just feel the thunder As it warms your face ♪
♪ You can't hold back ♪
♪ Just let your love flow ♪
♪ Like a mountain stream ♪
♪ And let your love go ♪
♪ With the smallest of dreams ♪
♪ And let your love show ♪
♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪
♪ It's the season ♪
♪ Let your love fly ♪
♪ Like a bird on a wing ♪
♪ And let your love find you ♪
♪ To all living things ♪
♪ And let your love shine ♪
♪ And you'll know what I mean ♪
♪ That's the reason ♪
♪ Let your love fly ♪
♪ Like a bird on a wing ♪
♪ And let your love find you ♪
♪ To all living things ♪
♪ And let your love shine ♪
♪ And you'll know What I mean... ♪